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Uber/Lyft’s fecal matter vs compensation comparison
Uber and Lyft’s compensation to drivers is below what is sustainable and considered crap.
However there are some differences in the crap and this is an analogy.
Delivery = Explosive diarrhea (huge demand and lowest costs/pay)
X = Diarrhea (periodic high demand)
Comfort = Hershey squirts (occasional demand)
XL = Normal poo (a good dump once in awhile)
XXL = Normal poo with bonus corn
Black = Black poo (if your lucky to see one you’ve got problems)
Premier = Fancy poo (it’s rare and doesn’t stink, but it’s still poo)
Advantage Mode = Taking some of your poo away and giving it back only if you do more poo
Surges = Whipped cream topping on the poo
It’s a regular sh*t show… 😁
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Massachusetts pay cut from 0.30 cents per mile to ZERO cents per mile.
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